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insanenekoI downloaded the KKM cd drama 裏 明日は（マ）のつく風が吹く！ 本家すぺしゃるＶｅｒ．(Ura Ashita wa ma no tsuku kaze ga fuku! Honke special version) the other day, and burned it onto a CD to listen on the way to work. OMG I laughed so hard!!
Track 1 is when Murata runs into Shoori several days before the aquarium trip. I adore Murata, and Shoori being so stubborn and burakon, and the two of them interacting. Murata baiting Shoori was so perfect! Track 2 is a normal morning in Shinmakoku. XD And Track 3 is ultimate fanservice! With seriousness thrown in! But mostly fanservice. I have to confess, I was just waiting for Wolfram to barge in on their fun, all riled up. And it was just perfect, with him frothing at the mouth and Yuuri and Conrad totally confused (though I swear Conrad must just be playing innocent. He's far too devious). I don't remember the other tracks right now (as my mind is kind of on the blink). :P
In any case, psyched up by fangirl happiness, I started translating some of the tracks a little bit at a time. Ten minutes here, a bit more there...But the quality is pretty bad (Proofreading? What's that?) and I kind of didn't fully think through everything but hey, I had fun. Unfortunately I lost steam so I only got through most of the first three tracks. Ah well.
Track 1: Prologue
Murata: So Shibuya’s birthday is the day after tomorrow. It’ll be a day early, but I guess I can give him his present when we go to the aquarium tomorrow. Hm…I wonder what’d be good. Oh, I think that’s Shibuya’s older brother. Oniisan [2]!
Shoori: You…ah, you’re the megane [1] manager of Yuuri’s team.
Murata: Geez, I’m Murata. Murata Ken. Besides, we're both meganes, oniisan.
Shoori: Humph. You have no right to call me Oniisan, my little brother’s friend.
Murata: In any case, what are you doing here?
Shoori; I have no reason to tell you.
Murata: My, you’re pretty cold.
Shoori: It's my policy that unless you're a girl, I'm not nice to people who wear glasses.
Murata: I see...
Shoori: And you? What are you doing?
Murata: Now, that is something I have no reason to tell you, right?
Shoori: Oh, really
Murata: Hey, this wallet’s nice. Excuse me, can I get this gift wrapped?
Clerk: Yes, please wait a moment!
Shoori: P..present? Is that maybe for Yuuri?
Murata: It’s a secret!
Shoori: Humph! You don’t get it, do you? Rather than that wallet, this key case…
Murata: Oh, are you going to buy that? The other day, Shibu…no, Yuuri-kun said that he didn’t need a key case because it’d just get in the way.
Shoori: I didn’t say I was going to give it to Yuuri.
Murata: I think I understand Yuuri-kun’s tastes better than you. After all, I'm his manager. Oh, gifts should be sent via the agency.
Shoori: You guys are just playing grass-lot baseball. Let me tell you, I've been with him for 15 years and 362 days. I know my little brother better than anyone.
Murata: They say blood's thinner than water...Suprisingly, you can't see the truth when you're too close, Oniisan.
Shoori: Then, what do you know about Yuu-chan?
Murata; *chuckles* When you ask like that...do you want to know?
Shoori: No...not really
Murata: You really want to know, don't you?
Shoori: It might be something I know, too.
Murata: Oh no, it's something that you would never know, Oniisan. And it's...oh-so...embarrassing...
ShoorI: What? Embarrassing?
Murata: See? You want to ask.
Shoori: *coughs* Well, since you're saying so much...
Murata: Then, let me tell you. Your brother, Shibuya Yuuri's, secret is...
Yuuri: Mmm....Murata...don't....stop...shut up, Bando Eiji...
Murata; He was born on the very normal Earth, and was a very normal high school student, but the truth is...
YuurI: Murata, don't say anymore...Shut up, already...Bando Eiji, you idiot!...Oh...It was a dream....
Yuuri: CD TITLE ANNOUNCEMENT!!
Track 2: Bad morning call
Yuuri: *panting*...I sweat so much last night...what was up with those meganes...what a horrible dream...
Conrad: Good morning, Your Majesty
Yuuri: Oh, morning
Conrad: How disappointing, you're already awake
Yuuri: I had a bit of a bad dream
Conrad: Excuse me *laughs* You had some morning dew around your eyes. They're a bit salty, though.
Yuuri: That's such an affected comment. After all, I was crying. Man, how uncool.
Conrad: You dreamt about Bando-kun again?
Yuuri: Yeah, you might say
Conrad: Are you alright?
Yuuri: I'm fine! It's just...I was thinking how it's been four months already.
Conrad: Do you want to go back to Earth?
Yuuri: Well....well...if I could.
Wolfram: *snores* Wait...wait, Yuuri...See...I caught you!...
Yuuri: And he's sleeping in my bed as a matter of course again
Wolfram: Yuuri...I told you over there's not good...
Yuuri: Ouch! You're going to squeeze my guts out! Don't cling to me!
Conrad: *laughs* What kind of dream is he having?
Yuuri: Stop warmly watching over us and do something, Conrad!
Conrad: That's true...
Yuuri: He has an angel's face and a demon's sleeping posture. He can't get up, and when he's awake he's so willful.
Wolfram: What do you mean by third-class ticket (play on wagamama-puu (willful) and akakippu (third-class ticket))?...Are you a man?...
Yuuri: I didn't say anything like that
Conrad: Why don't we leave him be until he wakes up on his own?
Yuuri: What? Like this? Seriously? But what would Gunter say if he saw this...
Gunter: I'm here already!
Yuuri: Ack!
Gunter: Your Majesty! Your Majesty! What has happened! Your Majesty! Please open this door!
Conrad: I locked it just in case
Yuuri: Good going, Conrad! But...what will we do after this?
Conrad: That is a problem.
Yuuri: Do something!
Conrad: I don't know if it'll work...Gunter, catch!
Gunter: Your Majesty! This soft body, fragrant scent...I am reacting to Your Majesty with my body and soul right now (same word for "react" and "catch")...Your Majesty, I will not let you go until you wake up.
Wolfram: Yuuuri...
Gunter: Hm? That voice...What is this! Wolfram!
Wolfram: AHHH! Gunter! What in the world!?
Gunter: That's my line! Why are you in His Majesty's room? And you shamelessly even sleep in it!?
Wolfram: Yuuri is my fiancee! It's only natural that we sleep together!
Gunter: To spend the night together before exchanging vows! H, h, h, how wicked!
Wolfram: That kind of old-fashioned thinking isn't popular nowadays, you know. Gunter, an early rising old person like you has the hard head that you'd expect!
Gunter: What a thing to say! I have a duty as the person in charge of His Majesty's education!
Wolfram: Hey, Yuuri! Say somethi....Hm? Where'd he go?
Gunter: Your Majesty? Your Majesty!
Wolfram: Yuuri? Yuuri!
Yuuri: You saved me, Conrad
Conrad: I couldn't desert you between those two.
Yuuri: That's true. They really have lots of energy first thing in the morning. Maybe I should follow their example a little.
Conrad: That's true. Usually Your Majesty doesn't wake up without three alarms.
Yuuri: Don't stress the "Your Majesty" at times like this.
Conrad: *laughs* I'm sorry.
Yuuri: Oh! Look, Conrad! There are flowers in the bed...They bloom even at this time of the year? They're blue, and pretty. What are they called?
Conrad: That's a flower that the previous Maou selectively bred, and...
Yuuri: Cheri-sama?
Conrad: Yes. And the name is the first...Hm, what was it? But it has a nice scent.
Yuuri: You're right. I feel some energy bubbling up. All right! I'm going to work hard today, too! Hey Conrad, let's do some radio exercises together.
Conrad: That's a good idea....Then, Radio Exercise Number 1, get ready!
Yuuri:
Conrad: Okay, let's start with big arm and leg exercises. One, two, three, four...
Yuuri: Two, two, three, four...
Yuuri explains how he came back to Shinmakoku before his birthday and got stuck there. It segue-ways into the Greta story line.
Track 3: Boat trip, GO!
Starts with the Greta assassination attempt. Yuuri explains how he goes on a trip to the hot springs area for his leg along with Greta. There's a pretty interesting conversation between Conrad and Wolfram where Wolfram confesses that he had a comment whispered in his ear the other day...that exalted blood should sit on the throne. He tells Conrad that there are nobles who don't like having a Maou from another country. That's followed by another serious conversation, this time between Yuuri and Conrad. Yuuri is thinking about how he will choose on his 16th birthday. Then it leads to the ultimate fanservice...the ankle massage!
Conrad: Does it hurt?
Yuuri: Nn...it feels good.
Conrad: That's good. How about here?
Yuuri: Ng
Conrad: Here?
Yuuri: There...Ng...More...
Conrad: If I do it anymore, you'll have a hard time of it later
Yuuri: I'm fine...Ng...
Conrad: See? You shouldn't overdo it.
Yuuri: But...you're good...
Conrad: I'm honored.
YuurI: There...Right...Ng...
Wolfram: Hearing you guys....KNOCK IT OFF!
Yuuri: What is it, Wolfram? You'll wake Greta if you talk so loudly!
Wolfram: SHUT UP! What are you doing next to a sleeping child?
Yuuri: A massage
Conrad: Uh-huh
Wolfram: Man....have some sense!
Yuuri: Sense?
Wolfram: Move, Conrad. I'll do it! Yuuri, your leg!
Yuuri: Huh?
Wolfram: Hey!
Yuuri: Owww!! AAAAH!
Conrad: Shh! Your Majesty, Greta will wake up!
Yuuri: But MY FOOT!
Conrad: Wolfram, if you rub that hard...
Wolfram: One more time...
Yuuri: STOP!
Wolfram: Then here....
*incoherent screaming*
[1] Megane: Glasses. The Japanese like to use that term as an adjective and a noun to indicate a person who wears glasses. Didn't feel like coming up with an English equivalent that didn't sound stupid.
[2] Onnisan: Older brother.
I'll be on the lookout for the other cd dramas! I hope they are as funny (or even funnier!).
P.S. Sorry for stranger than usual babbling. I am extremely tired, but idiotically decided to post anyways...
ETA: The actual CD drama! I forgot where I downloaded it, so I figured I might as well upload it. Via YSI. ^_^
Track 1 is when Murata runs into Shoori several days before the aquarium trip. I adore Murata, and Shoori being so stubborn and burakon, and the two of them interacting. Murata baiting Shoori was so perfect! Track 2 is a normal morning in Shinmakoku. XD And Track 3 is ultimate fanservice! With seriousness thrown in! But mostly fanservice. I have to confess, I was just waiting for Wolfram to barge in on their fun, all riled up. And it was just perfect, with him frothing at the mouth and Yuuri and Conrad totally confused (though I swear Conrad must just be playing innocent. He's far too devious). I don't remember the other tracks right now (as my mind is kind of on the blink). :P
In any case, psyched up by fangirl happiness, I started translating some of the tracks a little bit at a time. Ten minutes here, a bit more there...But the quality is pretty bad (Proofreading? What's that?) and I kind of didn't fully think through everything but hey, I had fun. Unfortunately I lost steam so I only got through most of the first three tracks. Ah well.
Track 1: Prologue
Murata: So Shibuya’s birthday is the day after tomorrow. It’ll be a day early, but I guess I can give him his present when we go to the aquarium tomorrow. Hm…I wonder what’d be good. Oh, I think that’s Shibuya’s older brother. Oniisan [2]!
Shoori: You…ah, you’re the megane [1] manager of Yuuri’s team.
Murata: Geez, I’m Murata. Murata Ken. Besides, we're both meganes, oniisan.
Shoori: Humph. You have no right to call me Oniisan, my little brother’s friend.
Murata: In any case, what are you doing here?
Shoori; I have no reason to tell you.
Murata: My, you’re pretty cold.
Shoori: It's my policy that unless you're a girl, I'm not nice to people who wear glasses.
Murata: I see...
Shoori: And you? What are you doing?
Murata: Now, that is something I have no reason to tell you, right?
Shoori: Oh, really
Murata: Hey, this wallet’s nice. Excuse me, can I get this gift wrapped?
Clerk: Yes, please wait a moment!
Shoori: P..present? Is that maybe for Yuuri?
Murata: It’s a secret!
Shoori: Humph! You don’t get it, do you? Rather than that wallet, this key case…
Murata: Oh, are you going to buy that? The other day, Shibu…no, Yuuri-kun said that he didn’t need a key case because it’d just get in the way.
Shoori: I didn’t say I was going to give it to Yuuri.
Murata: I think I understand Yuuri-kun’s tastes better than you. After all, I'm his manager. Oh, gifts should be sent via the agency.
Shoori: You guys are just playing grass-lot baseball. Let me tell you, I've been with him for 15 years and 362 days. I know my little brother better than anyone.
Murata: They say blood's thinner than water...Suprisingly, you can't see the truth when you're too close, Oniisan.
Shoori: Then, what do you know about Yuu-chan?
Murata; *chuckles* When you ask like that...do you want to know?
Shoori: No...not really
Murata: You really want to know, don't you?
Shoori: It might be something I know, too.
Murata: Oh no, it's something that you would never know, Oniisan. And it's...oh-so...embarrassing...
ShoorI: What? Embarrassing?
Murata: See? You want to ask.
Shoori: *coughs* Well, since you're saying so much...
Murata: Then, let me tell you. Your brother, Shibuya Yuuri's, secret is...
Yuuri: Mmm....Murata...don't....stop...shut up, Bando Eiji...
Murata; He was born on the very normal Earth, and was a very normal high school student, but the truth is...
YuurI: Murata, don't say anymore...Shut up, already...Bando Eiji, you idiot!...Oh...It was a dream....
Yuuri: CD TITLE ANNOUNCEMENT!!
Track 2: Bad morning call
Yuuri: *panting*...I sweat so much last night...what was up with those meganes...what a horrible dream...
Conrad: Good morning, Your Majesty
Yuuri: Oh, morning
Conrad: How disappointing, you're already awake
Yuuri: I had a bit of a bad dream
Conrad: Excuse me *laughs* You had some morning dew around your eyes. They're a bit salty, though.
Yuuri: That's such an affected comment. After all, I was crying. Man, how uncool.
Conrad: You dreamt about Bando-kun again?
Yuuri: Yeah, you might say
Conrad: Are you alright?
Yuuri: I'm fine! It's just...I was thinking how it's been four months already.
Conrad: Do you want to go back to Earth?
Yuuri: Well....well...if I could.
Wolfram: *snores* Wait...wait, Yuuri...See...I caught you!...
Yuuri: And he's sleeping in my bed as a matter of course again
Wolfram: Yuuri...I told you over there's not good...
Yuuri: Ouch! You're going to squeeze my guts out! Don't cling to me!
Conrad: *laughs* What kind of dream is he having?
Yuuri: Stop warmly watching over us and do something, Conrad!
Conrad: That's true...
Yuuri: He has an angel's face and a demon's sleeping posture. He can't get up, and when he's awake he's so willful.
Wolfram: What do you mean by third-class ticket (play on wagamama-puu (willful) and akakippu (third-class ticket))?...Are you a man?...
Yuuri: I didn't say anything like that
Conrad: Why don't we leave him be until he wakes up on his own?
Yuuri: What? Like this? Seriously? But what would Gunter say if he saw this...
Gunter: I'm here already!
Yuuri: Ack!
Gunter: Your Majesty! Your Majesty! What has happened! Your Majesty! Please open this door!
Conrad: I locked it just in case
Yuuri: Good going, Conrad! But...what will we do after this?
Conrad: That is a problem.
Yuuri: Do something!
Conrad: I don't know if it'll work...Gunter, catch!
Gunter: Your Majesty! This soft body, fragrant scent...I am reacting to Your Majesty with my body and soul right now (same word for "react" and "catch")...Your Majesty, I will not let you go until you wake up.
Wolfram: Yuuuri...
Gunter: Hm? That voice...What is this! Wolfram!
Wolfram: AHHH! Gunter! What in the world!?
Gunter: That's my line! Why are you in His Majesty's room? And you shamelessly even sleep in it!?
Wolfram: Yuuri is my fiancee! It's only natural that we sleep together!
Gunter: To spend the night together before exchanging vows! H, h, h, how wicked!
Wolfram: That kind of old-fashioned thinking isn't popular nowadays, you know. Gunter, an early rising old person like you has the hard head that you'd expect!
Gunter: What a thing to say! I have a duty as the person in charge of His Majesty's education!
Wolfram: Hey, Yuuri! Say somethi....Hm? Where'd he go?
Gunter: Your Majesty? Your Majesty!
Wolfram: Yuuri? Yuuri!
Yuuri: You saved me, Conrad
Conrad: I couldn't desert you between those two.
Yuuri: That's true. They really have lots of energy first thing in the morning. Maybe I should follow their example a little.
Conrad: That's true. Usually Your Majesty doesn't wake up without three alarms.
Yuuri: Don't stress the "Your Majesty" at times like this.
Conrad: *laughs* I'm sorry.
Yuuri: Oh! Look, Conrad! There are flowers in the bed...They bloom even at this time of the year? They're blue, and pretty. What are they called?
Conrad: That's a flower that the previous Maou selectively bred, and...
Yuuri: Cheri-sama?
Conrad: Yes. And the name is the first...Hm, what was it? But it has a nice scent.
Yuuri: You're right. I feel some energy bubbling up. All right! I'm going to work hard today, too! Hey Conrad, let's do some radio exercises together.
Conrad: That's a good idea....Then, Radio Exercise Number 1, get ready!
Yuuri:
Conrad: Okay, let's start with big arm and leg exercises. One, two, three, four...
Yuuri: Two, two, three, four...
Yuuri explains how he came back to Shinmakoku before his birthday and got stuck there. It segue-ways into the Greta story line.
Track 3: Boat trip, GO!
Starts with the Greta assassination attempt. Yuuri explains how he goes on a trip to the hot springs area for his leg along with Greta. There's a pretty interesting conversation between Conrad and Wolfram where Wolfram confesses that he had a comment whispered in his ear the other day...that exalted blood should sit on the throne. He tells Conrad that there are nobles who don't like having a Maou from another country. That's followed by another serious conversation, this time between Yuuri and Conrad. Yuuri is thinking about how he will choose on his 16th birthday. Then it leads to the ultimate fanservice...the ankle massage!
Conrad: Does it hurt?
Yuuri: Nn...it feels good.
Conrad: That's good. How about here?
Yuuri: Ng
Conrad: Here?
Yuuri: There...Ng...More...
Conrad: If I do it anymore, you'll have a hard time of it later
Yuuri: I'm fine...Ng...
Conrad: See? You shouldn't overdo it.
Yuuri: But...you're good...
Conrad: I'm honored.
YuurI: There...Right...Ng...
Wolfram: Hearing you guys....KNOCK IT OFF!
Yuuri: What is it, Wolfram? You'll wake Greta if you talk so loudly!
Wolfram: SHUT UP! What are you doing next to a sleeping child?
Yuuri: A massage
Conrad: Uh-huh
Wolfram: Man....have some sense!
Yuuri: Sense?
Wolfram: Move, Conrad. I'll do it! Yuuri, your leg!
Yuuri: Huh?
Wolfram: Hey!
Yuuri: Owww!! AAAAH!
Conrad: Shh! Your Majesty, Greta will wake up!
Yuuri: But MY FOOT!
Conrad: Wolfram, if you rub that hard...
Wolfram: One more time...
Yuuri: STOP!
Wolfram: Then here....
*incoherent screaming*
[1] Megane: Glasses. The Japanese like to use that term as an adjective and a noun to indicate a person who wears glasses. Didn't feel like coming up with an English equivalent that didn't sound stupid.
[2] Onnisan: Older brother.
I'll be on the lookout for the other cd dramas! I hope they are as funny (or even funnier!).
P.S. Sorry for stranger than usual babbling. I am extremely tired, but idiotically decided to post anyways...
ETA: The actual CD drama! I forgot where I downloaded it, so I figured I might as well upload it. Via YSI. ^_^