SNAP!

[insaneneko]

A co-worker introduced me to the glory that is the Volkwagon "Un-pimp se Auto" commercials featuring Peter Stormare:

Vee Dub 1
Vee Dub 2
Vee Dub 3

OMGWTF is all I can say. They must be seen to be believed.

Any French-speakers...

Does 「ジュ　プランドレ　ロウ　エ　ラ　ビエール」(Romanization of Japanese-ized French: "Ju purandore rou e ra bieeru") mean 「水とビールが欲しいのだが」(English translation: "I/We want water and beer")?

And does「セ　シュール。マルシャンタージュ、シルヴプレ」(Romanization: Se shuuru. Marushantaaju, shiruvupure") mean「それは高い。少しまけてくれないか」 (English translation: "That's expensive. Can't you lower [the price] a little?")?

Are they even remotely correct grammatically? Do they make any sense? Just curious.

Also, I just realized that "must" is an anagram of "smut." ^^;

Comments

[mirichan.livejournal.com]

Well... I may be French-speaking but I have no idea what the questions are ^_^

and who the heck was that guy in the clips? Weird ads, that's for sure...

[petronia.livejournal.com]

1) "Je prendrai l'eau et la bière" -> I'll take the water and the beer.

2) "C'est cher. Marchantage, s'il vous plait." -> This is expensive, bargaining please.

...You wouldn't actually say the latter, of course, but it's grammatically correct as far as it goes. XD