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rageprufrock is hilariously snarky/ironic Kurt POV. I don't watch
Glee but I do know (more or less) who the characters are, so I was amused. I think the rating says it all:
R, for teenagers being unbearable. XD;
From the Haruhi Suzumiya S2 Kink Meme Redux: Kyon/Itsuki phonesex
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