random things that amused me

[insaneneko]

From some random spam email I got the other day:

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer." the man began, "I can explain,". "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..." "But officer, I just wanted to say...." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Amazing that I got something that wasn't totally worthless from spam. ^_^ Of course, there was some lame "More" link in the email, but I wasn't stupid amused enough to click on it.

From a journal entry titled 「あにぷり……」 of a fanfic site I often visit but never read the journal of (until today):

先週からずっと思ってたんだけど……
いっていいのかどうかわからなかったけど……
不二さまが目一杯攻めなのは嬉しい。
が。
手塚は受けだった。
しかも、愛らしい。
……部長……（笑）

Don't really know why it amuses me, but it does...*shrug*

In any case, I think sleeping for two hours really helped me. I feel better. Maybe I can actually go to work tomorrow! (Yay?)