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insanenekoBut I read more Generation Kill fanfics. Most just didn't work for me, but I did find a delightful one that made up for the meh-ness of the rest: On How Sergeant Colbert is Nothing At All Like Winnie the Pooh, and Other Important Lessons That Can Be Learned While Observing the Sergeant Laying under a Jeep by sparky77. Just the title is made of win, but the fic just gets better. A tidbit:
"Hey, Sergeant," Lilley shouts in the general direction of the hummer. "Tell Ray to stop making shit up about you."
"The Sergeant can't talk right now," Ray says after a moment. "He's busy achieving enlightenment by staring at the underside of a Hummer. Gather round, kiddies, and your Uncle Ray-Ray will tell you a story about the great Sergeant Colbert's formative years."
"It's amazing," Poke observes. "I can actually see the words coming out of your ass."
"Stop looking at my ass, then."
"Hey, Sergeant," Lilley shouts in the general direction of the hummer. "Tell Ray to stop making shit up about you."
"The Sergeant can't talk right now," Ray says after a moment. "He's busy achieving enlightenment by staring at the underside of a Hummer. Gather round, kiddies, and your Uncle Ray-Ray will tell you a story about the great Sergeant Colbert's formative years."
"It's amazing," Poke observes. "I can actually see the words coming out of your ass."
"Stop looking at my ass, then."
