tezuryo CRACK

[insaneneko]

mitethe had to go and write a piece of TezuRyo crack "inspired" by eps 177-178. It resulted from a side conversation we had going via comments:

me: Tezuka Zoooone!!!!
mitethe: Tezuka: the basic building block of the universe and what your highschool texts never told you.
me: Tezuka as a basic building block of the universe frightens me at a very basic level of my psyche...
mitethe: What, don't you like the idea that Tezuka may be a part of you? Ok ok, I'll stop. :P
me: I'm just imagining "TEZUKA ZOOONEE!!!" at the atomic level...everywhere in the universe...
mitethe: You should have seen my reaction to the glowing proton things Tezuka made in 177-178. XD
me: Gah, Tezuka birthed universes in that episode. So wrong...
mitethe: That would be the BEST and, at the same time, the WRONGEST mpreg idea ever. XD;
me: ...
me: no tezuka mpreg.
me: NO TEZUKA MPREG!
me: *brain breaks*

And so of course she had to come back with...


Buchou, Ryouma decided, had been acting weird lately and enough was enough. He would make the other boy spit out what was troubling him if he had to wring his neck.

The opportunity came when Tezuka agreed to stay over at the Echizen residence under the pretense of tutoring Ryouma. Well, Ryouma corrected himself, it wasn't all a pretense since Tezuka insisted that they do get actual study done. Unfortunately.

As they lounged on his bed after finishing homework, Ryouma decided to cut straight to the point.

"Buchou, is there something wrong?"

Tezuka blinked at the sudden question and looked inquiringly at him.

"Well, you've been kinda weird lately. Like drinking that grape Fanta I got yesterday." Faint accusation coloured the last remark.

A slight frown marked Tezuka's forehead. "Ah. I'm sorry."

"That's not what I meant," Ryouma sighed, "I just wanna know why you're acting all not-buchou-like."

"Echizen."

"Hm?"

"Do you remember how I told you you must become the pillar of Seigaku?"

Ryouma snorted. "Like I could forget."

"There's more to it than playing tennis."

Was it just Ryouma's imagination or did Tezuka look uncomfortable? He waited expectantly for the explanation.

Tezuka opened his mouth, closed it again, and then began to unbutton his uniform. Ryouma smirked - explanations could always wait - but Tezuka shook his head when he reached out to "help".

Puzzled, Ryouma sat back, watching intently. As Tezuka shrugged off his shirt, Ryouma's eyes began to widen in alarm. Was there some weird light shining through his captain's stomach?

Tezuka gently took Ryouma's limp hand and placed it on his glowing belly. Ryouma could feel something move slightly under his palm and his vision began to blur.

"Echizen," Tezuka said gravely, "you must carry Seigaku's legacy when the time comes. It will be hard but you must carry our future to term."

Ryouma wondered faintly if it was possible to drown the image with a thousand grape-flavoured Fantas, since he wasn't old enough for sake. This was worse than when he dreamed Karupin choking to death on a tennis ball.

"Echizen," said Tezuka, leaning towards him, "become the pillar of Seigaku."

The last vision Ryouma had before everything went black was that of a brilliant spiral galaxy emerging from his captain's crotch.

The End?


My brain broke after that. When it reassembled I laughed long and hard. And then got her permission to post it. XD

Comments

[mirichan.livejournal.com]

*lol*

I think I'd die to see what she could do with a J&R and Yukikaze crackpot idea ^_~

[insaneneko.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That's true. What terrible things could emerge from that sick terribly inventive mind of hers?

[mitethe.livejournal.com]

I couldn't've done it alone. :P

(And you don't want to know. Heh.)

[insaneneko.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[ladysunflow.livejournal.com]

Am. Crying.

*rotfl*

:D

[insaneneko.livejournal.com]

Exactly. XD

[mitethe.livejournal.com]

XD XD